Not every person you meet is great. You need to find the right person to spend the rest of your life with. It’s about finding the right person for you. Since these funny marriage tweets show, it’s important to have a partner who can handle your weird, annoying, and downright annoying sense of humor in order for your relationship to stay healthy.

The following collection of marriage jokes will make married life seem awesome. They range from the woman whose husband forgot to garden in order to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn and funny marriage advice to the man whose wife made him go to IKEA even though they didn’t need to buy anything.

#1 My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday

My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday

Source: cassieko

#2 My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work

My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work

Source:bsegovia

#3 I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife’s Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

Source: robin60062

#4 After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom

After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom

Source:Jacksoffwithhotsauce

#5 Whenever We Get Into A Heated Argument, My Wife Stops Mid Argument To Take A Selfie With Me, I’m Never Amused

Whenever We Get Into A Heated Argument, My Wife Stops Mid Argument To Take A Selfie With Me, I'm Never Amused

source:hmmunoz

#6 When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

source:RemorsefulArsonist

#7 I Needed To Borrow My Wife’s Phone… She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn’t Know What Happened

I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

Source: StarskyAndHutch

#8 My Wife And I Accidentally Got Each Other The Same Gift For Our Second Anniversary

My Wife And I Accidentally Got Each Other The Same Gift For Our Second Anniversary

Source: myworkaccountatwork

#9 Marriage Milestone

Marriage Milestone

Source:XplodingUnicorn

#10 My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I’ve Been Saving Them In My Desk

My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I've Been Saving Them In My Desk

source: Katoptrizo

#11 My Wife And I Do Not Lead A Very Exciting Life

My Wife And I Do Not Lead A Very Exciting Life

Source: xxNixonxx

#12 Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Answered, “Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce” Just To F*ck With Me. Today I Served Him This

Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Answered, "Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce" Just To F*ck With Me. Today I Served Him This

Source: lacquerroneous

#13 Never Have I Been So Mad At My Wife Before

Never Have I Been So Mad At My Wife Before

source: skaschmidt

#14 Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

Source:bizcat

#15 Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

Source : MISSINGxLINK

#16 When My Husband Shops Online For Me

When My Husband Shops Online For Me

Source: viaminorviator

#17 I Love Making Cookies With My Wife

I Love Making Cookies With My Wife

Source:n33hai

#18 My Husband Challenged Me To See If I Could Fit In My New Suitcase… I Sent Him This Response

My Husband Challenged Me To See If I Could Fit In My New Suitcase... I Sent Him This Response

Source:something_something1

#19 My Wife Hates Comic Book Movies. Thanks Universal

My Wife Hates Comic Book Movies. Thanks Universal

Source: holmw13

#20 My Husband Got Tired Of Wine Stains Everywhere So He Got Me A Sippy Wine Cup

My Husband Got Tired Of Wine Stains Everywhere So He Got Me A Sippy Wine Cup

Source: ozfrogs

#21 Marry Your Best Friend

Marry Your Best Friend

Source: fourzerotwo

#22 My Wife’s New Hand Towel

My Wife's New Hand Towel

Source: toremygooch

#23 Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

Source: Lilaflockensocke

#24 I Have My Reasons For Making My Wife Use Her Own Tube

I Have My Reasons For Making My Wife Use Her Own Tube

Source: jimmyg4life

#25 Because This

Because This

Source: KalvinMacleo

#26 Wife And I Had A Big Fight Last Week – On Valentine’s Day She Gave Me This Along With My Gift

Wife And I Had A Big Fight Last Week - On Valentine's Day She Gave Me This Along With My Gift

Source: elusivemrx

#27 My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let’s Just Say She’s Pretty Happy Today

Source:armiesofants

#28 Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

Source: Kat21

#29 My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife

Source: ApologeticKid

#30 Today Is The 6 Wk “Point” After My C-Section… Here’s How My Husband Brought Me Breakfast This Morning

Source: WillmuzikReport