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What do you do when your child refuses to be Post Malone for Halloween, despite the fact that you think he looks like him? Well, you contacted Amazon and you did it yourself,
Instagram | @Postmalone
of course. As you can see, she’s perfected the art of internet trolling, and she’s pretty cunning. It’s a dangerous combination to have in a mother, as her children discovered on Halloween.
Meet Kari Ann Sims Conversa.
Facebook | Kari Ann Sims Conversa
I begged my son to be Post Malone for Halloween because I felt he looked a bit like him. He wouldn’t do that. “I bought all the fake jewelry, fake money, fake cigarettes, and more,” she replied. She posted progress videos of how she transformed into Post and took it
She originally intended for her son to dress up as Post.
Facebook | Kari Ann Sims Conversa
very seriously. She used doll hair to create the curls on top of her head. “I left it at school on Halloween and said, “Won’t you?” not him. ” I got home, looked in the mirror, and thought, “I get it! She said, ‘My kids are so disgusted,’
Y’all, this woman is so funny.
Facebook | Kari Ann Sims Conversa
she said in a video where she went to get her children from school. Yes, she got her kids back in full Post Malone cosplay. What a legend. “The children were disgusted and couldn’t look at me. They kept their heads turned towards the car window. When you’ve trolled your kids so much that they don’t look at you, you know you’re doing something right as a parent.
She took matters into her own hands.
Facebook | Kari Ann Sims Conversa
“I ran to the thrift store and bought some men’s clothes and the most stylish men’s shoes I could find,” she said. She struggled to realize that Post had had her hair cut, but she found the solution: the doll’s hair. He even took his kids to an orthodontist like Post. The clerk said to my son, “Oh. It’s your father? ” I was wearing cologne, and a velvet bag full of rhinestones fell out of a little hole when I walked.
He said he worked 70 hours a week, so he had no idea what was going on until he finished his job. “It’s so disgusting,” he wrote. Uh, it’s iconic. Obviously, Unbelievable. The fact that she dragged her kids along in the process was just icing on the cake. Nice work, Kari Ann!
Kari as Post Malone versus the real Post Malone
